gabe saporta is back, gerard way is releasing a new album, andy hurley took a selfie, ray toro just made his instagram public, pete wentz is blonde.
what a time to be alive
gerard way’s solo album comes out. everyone buys it and tunes in together. new music, after over a year. as the play button is pressed all over the world, every song is discovered to be about pancakes. there must be a mistake, a song that isn’t about batter filled breakfast foods, but no. every song is entitled wpr and every song is about pancakes. across the earth, wars wage.
the word “revenge” doesn’t even mean revenge to me anymore it means gerard way in eyeliner and a bulletproof vest it means emo at its finest
EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK